"Snoop Torn Between Clinton and Obama" Or How Much More Stupid Can CNN Be?

CNN just hit its new low - thanks to Larry King Live. He got Snoop on his show and one of the main news on the CNN website right now is that Snoop is "torn" between Clinton and Obama! Turns out that that semi-literate gangsta'-rappa'-hip-hoppa's (did he drop out of middle school, too?) thoughts about politics IS ACTUALLY NEWS! Not people dying in Iraq, not what's been happening to the misplaced Katrina victims, no - we won't be able to sleep tonight if we don't learn what Snoop (or Eminem or somebody like them) thinks about the latest political developments.

Granted, people are free to talk. But some people really shouldn't talk for they are incapable of saying anything worthy of the precious TV time! Yes, Snoop is funny and if he were invited to talk about Clinton and Obama on Leno, I'd understand and have a kick out of it. But CNN prime time?

I should say, I'm not surprised about Larry King's choice of a guest. Larry King, that old little man who seem to be progressively slipping into dementia, stopped amusing me a few years ago when he spent the entire hour of his show on Jessica Simpson (please, don't ask me what she's done to be popular - I just don't know). It's OK to invite a celebrity to your show but please, don't select somebody who cannot say anything normal without a written script in front of her!

That said, America, when you see somebody like Snoop preparing to talk about how he's torn between Clinton and Obama, do me a favor, will you? Turn off that goddamn TV - if only for the sake of your everdropping IQ...

KOSOVO... KOCOBO... KOSOVA... The Beginning Of The End For Europe

Kwame Kilpatrick: in shit up to his eyeballs. Perhaps, someone should text him in case he still doesn't get it.

And so he spoke or, rather, they spoke. Pathetic. Of course, his wife will be sticking around - what else can she do? Divorse him and have to face the real world in which not only she'd need to get a job but the job that can provide for herself and 3 kids?

And Kwame... Man, they say he's a good Mayor and I believe it. But this is not about him doing or not doing his job. This is not about their marriage - guys, relax, nobody really cares. It's about him possibly lying under oath and then spending NINE FUCKING MILLION bucks from Detroit's cash-strapped budget so he can cover up the adventures of his dick. As if Detroit, which recently "won" again in Forbes' rating of most criminal and, thus, least suitable cities for living in the US, needs more negative PR.

Kwame, I don't give a shit who you screw in your office or your home or anywhere else! I don't even care if you do it instead of doing your job - sorry, but if Detroit disappears altogether from the face of the Earth, I will hardly lose my sleep. But your arrogance and - yes! - stupidity multiplied by possible perjury is way too much. For everybody.

I knew you wouldn't resign voluntarily, in your TV stunt you didn't say anything I didn't expect you to say. But I indeed hope that you will be ousted - with maximum possible amount of shame. You were right that night: nobody has or should have anything against your wife or kids. It's very much against you and you alone.

Perhaps, before they come to remove your fat ass from the office, they'll text you so, you can pack whatever personal shit you'd want to take besides your reputation.